Eh... har? 
Anyways, a bunch of my colleagues are going around saying, "Let's
get her a good Aussie bloke! Poor thing, she's all alone her!" and
I'm shunning them like bees! 
And yesterday, when we had an eng moment, one of them called her
boyfriend and said, "Where can you find good Aussie blokes? I'm
trying to help one of my colleagues hitch up with a good chap!"

And then she asked, "So, what kinda men do you like? What sort
turns you on?"

ANd I was soooo stunned, I was speechless, then I blurted out in a
panic, "I am commitmentphobic!!" 
Siao liao! 